You would think for $7K, you would get a sexbot you’d actually want to have (unsatisfying and shameful) sex with. Even for a robot, this thing is no better than a 5.5. Does it also come with a 30 of Natty Light?

And mother of god does that dorkatron inventor look pleased with himself. I wonder how many “test runs” (see: nerdgasms) he’s deposited into this thing. Word of advice: Don’t buy the prototype when it hits eBay.